What?
Hey! How did you get in here?! Can't a man take a bath in peace without....
You want what? About me?
Well..OK. Hold this rubber duckie.
Wyoming..yes..that's where I'm from. No, I didn't realize that before joining Ohthehumanity. Yes, I was shocked and horified too.
Ah yes...summer theater from grade school all the way thru Jr high... wait, how did you know....
What? Uh yes. Forensics. Took state in humorous interpretation of literature. You sure seem to know a lot about me. Right...drugs, sex and rock-n-roll. Don't remember much after that...
Store Phrunt Comedy? Yes, that's the name of the comedy group I was in at the Univ of Wyo. How do you know about Wrath of the Slobbering Grin? Nobody's supposed to know about that! OK, now yer freakin me out! Gimme back my rubber duckie!
Oh God! Yes. YES! I got a degree in Computer Science. It's not something I'm proud of. I just needed a job. Imagine my shame...haven't you done enough damage already?!
No. NO! NOOO! Well...yes. I did a little improv in Seattle but it was only on weekends and only with Sisters Of Sal! I didn't know any better! I swear! Get out of my head! You know too much! AHHH! THE PAIN!
GIVE..ME..BACK..MY..RUBBER..DUCKIE!!!!