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quotes[0]='Sketch comedy 18 seconds ahead of it\'s time. <i>-a critic</i>'

quotes[1]='Sketch comedy of the future! <i>-a guy from the future</i>'

quotes[2]='The best sketch comedy from people with six syllables in their name. <i>-Anarchist Cook</i>'

quotes[3]='Sketch comedy that\'s sketchy at best. <i>-some guy</i>'

quotes[4]='The best thing to watch when there is nothing on. <i>-a critic</i>'

quotes[5]='Now with twenty percent fewer constitutional freedoms! <i>-Dept. of Homeland Security</i>'

quotes[6]='And you thought SNL was getting bad! <i>-Lorn Michaels</i>'

quotes[7]='Pretty Weird! <i>-Alex</i>'

quotes[8]='The kind of comedy your mom warned you about as a child. <i>-your best friend</i>'

quotes[9]='What the Hell did I just watch!? <i>-a critic</i>'

quotes[10]='If I were you... And I am... I\'d watch these sketches. <i>-Sister Marry Ratchet</i>'

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